I wear the same t-shirt for two weeks in a row (without touching it even once to the water).
I wear the same jeans atleast for a week.
I shave once in 10 days or so.
I bath at most couple of times in a week.
On my last internship, I wore the same jeans for around 20 days(around 15 hours a day) in a row because I did not have another one to replace it with. And on 21st day I bought another one which continued the trend for next week.
Some people call me geek and girls don’t like geeks.
My English sucks big time.
I pass most of my afternoon as well as morning doing nothing but sleeping.
I don’t play any sports.
Most of all, I don’t look good.
Invectives constitutes major part of my speech.
My father is not rich.
I can go wild if my computer is not working(which most of the times is used for doing senseless things).
I am one of the most dumb creature on planet earth.
My sense of humor sucks too.
I missed 33 out of 38 class in last two weeks + 2 days.
I have got the dirtiest room in my wing. I hate cleaning stuff.
I appeared for one interview in my life and I failed in that. F U Google.
My cell looks like as if it belongs to 18th century.
I have spent last 5 years of my life in a village.
I don’t like the idea of turning into an NRI. I hate Uncle Sam’s place.
I was one of the most dumb guy in my school.
I hate going to parties.
I hate dressing up for them.
I don’t know car driving.
I miss my lunch 6 days in a week.
I eat 20 Eclairs every day.
I drink 10-15 cups of coffee every day.
Most of the time, I can’t survive without a D-cold or a cetzine. You know why.
I am very prone to accidents.
I am losing my hair.
I can not talk much with a girl who does not belong to CS domain.
I hate the idea of being with the same girl for my entire life.
I hate the whole idea of getting married.
I am a vegetarian.

want to get success ??? .. get poor .. and drop out of college…. well that will do :)