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Whenever in misery, don’t watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S, watch House. Not your House damn it, watch the series “House”. Watching friends won’t help as every second you will feel like you are being mocked. That butt-faced Chandler(Huh!) would laugh at your face and will mock as if you are his chicken(Whaever that means?). “House” can get you out of the misery because you will get to know how to live when you are in misery.
Few other helpers:
Try finding some stones and throwing them real hard on the floor and watch them shatter into pieces.
Caution: Be careful. Watch your toe, it might hurt a lot otherwise. For some people, hurting the toe might help as pain is another way to get out of misery or overlook it. Well, I am not an expert in handling pain, so in my case it only increased my misery.
If you can’t find stones, get your cellphone and throw it real hard(Not on bed damn it. On the floooooooor).
Caution Again: Take out the SIM. You might need it later to talk to your family.
And if that doesn’t help even, grab your laptop and repeat the step. This might help a lot. And well in this case, you might first like to try throwing it on bed.
Caution: Just check for enough money in your pockets or in your parent pockets to get you a new one.
If you have a bike (the one with a motor in it, not the one which I have), get on it and drive real fast.. as fast as you can.. and just try to forget everything. Hitting a bus would be an add-on, just like the free stuff you get on Christmas shopping.
Find a person who you really hate. If you can’t find the person find a picture of him in your laptop(In case you did’t break it yet). If you can’t find that even, draw a picture of him. Assuming that everyone is not a good artist, right his name below the sketch so as to allow you to imagine him. Now start bashing at him real bad. Say all the injectives you can.. Say all the bad things you can. Beat the hell out of him and then rest in peace.
Find a puppy and kick him … (That’s actually jaddas way of making himself happy).
Caution: Don’t do that if its parents are around.
Find a dead snake/frog and press its body(or whatever you call it) to bring out all it ate during its lifetime…
Drinking and/or Smoking might also help. I tried drinking…. a lot…. a lot of water, but it didn’t help. Smoking I couldn’t try as I promised someone that I will not. Damn it. I am God of false promises. If they had the record of the number of promises broken I would feature on the front page of Guiness Book.
Get a Haircut.
Actually I don’t have hammer and nails, so it wasn’t possible for me to go with old father-son hammer-nails story of breaking anger(misery induces anger, if your brain by any chance thought that I got off the topic) and I didn’t even have the tempo to take out the stuck nails from the tree. See, I have a history of not completing the job I am allotted. So, nails would anyway won’t get out and tree would have to live in pain for its entire life, ofcourse, if some other miser moron finds the poor tree and takes the nails out.
Talk to your best buddy :)
Right a colorful blog like this and watch it again and again.
Mini Said on May 28th, 2008 at 6:44 am quote
Suggestions are really super cool but some anomalies
First one is nice n cheap.. and my fav.. (being a baniya)
but the options are too horrendous.. stick to basic things like stones and all.. why going for expensive stuff and further increase ur misery manifolds?
Second one is awesome.That is i believe the best way to vent out frustness .. kick someone else’s ass to get ur mind think straight :P
Snake one was all the more hideous!
Drinking is again an pricey affair.. even in misery.. but remember my friend, money matters :P.. if not then.. may be later :P
Haircut is nice.. it gives a piece of variety to the mirror as well
Last one is another my personal fav. i believe do that even if ur best buddy is the root cause of ur woe
AJ Said on May 28th, 2008 at 7:08 am quote
I think you read the blog on your reader as I changed it a bit after posting it. So, your numbers(pointers) are not actually correct :P
As far as breaking a phone is concerned, sometimes it might help as if there will be no phone, there won’t be any desire to call anyone and that can be good sometimes. Ofcourse, its a costly affair but not in my case ( You know that :D ).
Laptop.. I tried on bed.. and I cautioned others also :)
Kicking someone else is good as long as he does not reciprocate. That’s why finding a picture is a far better choice than finding the man himself.
Snake one is perfect. It gets your mind out of EVERYTHING else. Believe me :)
Drinking: As long as you drink in your limit (unlike you), it is fine. But I have a thumb rule. I try not to drink in misery because that will make me share things I probably don’t want to.
Anyway, Drinking water is not that costly .. the only thing that you will have to do is to find one dust-ridden bottle in your room, find a watercooler… go to that watercooler and fill it… Ahhh.. too much work ..too costly … I didn’t realise it earlier..
You are absolutely right about talking to buddy part :)
Mini Said on May 28th, 2008 at 8:21 am quote
abe did u really BASH ur laptop? be it on bed… very gud. Were you trying on toshiba’s credibility?
and yes in drinking…unlike me, be in limits… even if its water.. otherwise its vexing to visit certain places constantly :P
AJ Said on May 28th, 2008 at 8:52 am quote
Yep I did..not very hard though… :) I know I can not trust Toshiba, so I was littttle careful. :)
Well, finally you got the point …. vexing to go someplace is what actually makes a person think off the topic..
jadda Said on July 30th, 2008 at 1:23 pm quote
abe maine kab puppies ko kick kiya bey? I am a non-violent person.
Dekh tuune meri buraai kii aur main tujhe nahi peet raha hoon.. :P
Nice rang-biranga post dost :)
(waaise my fav waay to cool off is not on ur list)
AJ Said on August 7th, 2008 at 12:52 pm quote
Abe peet-ta toh tu roz hai .. ab toh tujhe pata bhi nahi chalta ki tune kab peeta kab nahi peeta.. sab normal hai tere liye ..
and whts ur fav way to cool off ?? daudna ?? daaru ?? CS ??