Cold and Code
Two Conversations:
First one (That happened):
P1 : Hey kaise ho ?
Me: Not Good. Bahut dimaag kharaaab ho raha hai
P1: Kyu ? Kaam or anything else ?
Me: Nahi re.. Cold. bahut tez sir mein bhi dard ho raha hai..
P1: Again ?
Me: Yeah :(
P1: Okay. Aisa kar lo rest kar lo. We will talk later.
Me: Meri life mein rest nahi REST likha hai.
P1: ?
Me: You carry on. Will explain later.
P1: Okay bye.
Me: bye
Second one: (One that could have happened, if someone would have been online)
P2 : Hi Kaisa hai be ?
Me: Mast aish .. tu suna ?
P2: Hum bhi mazze mein
Me: Main tere se baad mein baat karta hu, abhi thoda load hai
P2: Kyu kya hua?
Me: Nahi aise hi thoda sir mein dar aur zukaam
P2: Saale tu chheek chheek kar hi marega. Daaru pi le. sab theek ho jaayega
Me: Meri life mein daaru nahi, bas DRY days hi likhe hai
P2: ?
Me: You carry on. Will explain later.
P2: Okay bye.
Me: bye