ever heard about twosome ?? ..

threesome ?? ..

foursome ??

of course you did.

ever heard about handsome ??  :D :P

Now i know why men are called HandSome and women BeautyFool..  so obvious .. pehle kyu samajh nahi aaya .. Huh!

And just when I thought that it’s time to say it all,

God stepped in and said “Wait Son.”

“Doing a mistake is not the mistake, but repeating it is.”

And so I kept my quiet

There are only 3 kinds of people in this world : dicks, pussies and assholes

Pussies think everyone can get along  and dicks just wanna fuck all the time  without thinking it through.

Pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while  because pussies get fucked by dicks.

But then you got assholes.

And all the assholes want  is to shit all over everything.

Pussies may think they can deal  with assholes their way.

But the only thing  that can fuck an asshole  is a dick with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much.

Or fuck when it isn’t appropriate.

And it takes a pussy  to show them that.

But sometimes pussies  get so full of shit  that they become assholes  themselves.  Because pussies are only an  inch and a half away from assholes.

And you know what you would get if dicks didn’t fuck the assholes ?

You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.

Hence proved fucked.

Fuck ya.

I just don’t want to wake up every morning in the office ..

I just feel like NOT dreaming of errors and bugs and scaling and servers and code and this and that every night or whenever i get time to sleep .. its been enuff

Checking email is obviously not the first thing that i want to do everyday after waking up ..

enuff of code writing …. enuff enuff enuff..

mujhe gharrrrrrrrr jaanaa hai …….. nahi ghar nahi jaana .. woh aur frust hai ..

i am frust of seeing the rails logs .. kya bakwaas hai woh ..kuch interesting tareeke se nahi dikha sakte woh ..

i just dont want to read blogs about ppls life .. or new rails updates .. or new companys funded.. or new startups .. or rails funde ..or new plugins … or anything .. anything for that sort.. padhne hi nahi hai blog..

I just don’t want to solve any stupid basic linux installation problems or more stupid package installation problems.. file not found .. lib not found errors….. When u have to search for porn, yaa man, go google .. but jab linux ki error puchni hai toh ping arpit jain .. fuck you …

mujhe aisa kuch bhi karna hi nahi hai jismein is chut computer ka involvement ho….

i want someone whom i can tell/share these feelings to/with …. and not write a fucking stupid post about it and brag to the world …. but who has time these days to listen to this bullshit arpitshit …

aur mujhe kuch nahi karna .. kuch bhi nahi karna .. main jaa raha hu …. is duniya se duur .. bahut duur .. sabse duur .. bilkul duuuuur..

Only Sometimes….
Everytime else, I just want the opposite

and suddenly i realized what is important for you and what not

and i think this time i am right

time change

preferences change

people change

everything changes

May be it’s one of those nights

May be i like it better when I don’t say it to You

May be it’s too difficult for me to let it out

May be i am also not sure of it yet.

May be i don’t know it at all

May be i hide it from my own self

May be its behind my own mask

May be You don’t recognized whats hidden besides the mask

For things that were never said

For conversations that we could have had

For tears that were everyday shed

For long walks & rides that we dreamt

For vodka shots which could have made us go round & flat

For nights we could have spent

For stars we could have gazed

For sunrises & sunsets we could have seen

For cards which were not sent

For poems which were not written
For Bh Bhs, Ma Sas & Sc Ris
For blogs which were never published
For Pizza Huts, CCDs and Lakes
For people whom we love

And for ones whom we don’t

For the life that could have been

For Everything and For Everyone – CHEERS & Happy Life :)

It’s time to let go.

Any relationship that doesn’t end in breakup ends in Death.

Everything just always falls apart.

Huh!

wtf.

Satisfaction is the root of laziness and hence failures.
Get up .

Work
Stay Unsatisfied.

Satisfaction kills your Excitement.