There are only 3 kinds of people in this world : dicks, pussies and assholes

Pussies think everyone can get along  and dicks just wanna fuck all the time  without thinking it through.

Pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while  because pussies get fucked by dicks.

But then you got assholes.

And all the assholes want  is to shit all over everything.

Pussies may think they can deal  with assholes their way.

But the only thing  that can fuck an asshole  is a dick with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much.

Or fuck when it isn’t appropriate.

And it takes a pussy  to show them that.

But sometimes pussies  get so full of shit  that they become assholes  themselves.  Because pussies are only an  inch and a half away from assholes.

And you know what you would get if dicks didn’t fuck the assholes ?

You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.

Hence proved fucked.

Fuck ya.

PS: Taken from Movie : Team America, World Police.

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