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Why ?
Phone Rings… I pick up.
Random Caller(Rc): Hi May I speak to Arpit Jain ?
Me: Yeah. This is Arpit speaking.
RC: I am calling from Jyoti Vidyapeeth, Jaipur ? (Should I strike through the name ? )
Me: Okay Miss. So, How can I help you ?
RC: You have applied here.
Me(interrupting her): Applied ? For What ?
RC: For B. Tech ..
Me(Again interrupting): Why would I apply for B.Tech ? I have already completed my B. Tech.
Rc: Yes I know that. I was saying that you have done your B. Tech. and you have applied for becoming a lecturer in Computer Science in our institute….
Me: What ?? Why would I ?? Wait wait… .Which institute again ??
Rc: Jyoti Vidyapeeth .. (and something which I don’t understand)
Me: Wait a minute.
Me(To Dad): Papa, have you heard of any Jyoti Vidyapeeth Institute ?
Dad: Beta, suna toh hai, shaayad Ajmeri gate ke paas hai kahi par.
RC: Yes. Yes. Right. The same near Ajmeri Gate.
Me : Okay. But, I don’t think I have applied. Did I apply online ?
Rc: No Arpit. You have posted your details to us. Your resume is in my front and that’s why I have called you.
Me: I think there is some mistake and somebody else has posted the wrong Resume. Can you tell me the address from which this application was posted ? It should be somewhere on the back of envelope.
Rc: Sorry, but I don’t have envelope. I just have your resume.
Me: Ohh. I am sorry but I don’t think I have applied to your institute. Probably someone else sent the wrong Resume.
Rc: So you are not at all interested for this post ?
Me: No. And I will appreciate it if you can somehow let me know that from which address this was posted and I am sorry for inconvenience this might have caused you.
Rc: Okay. I will. Bye
Me: Okay Bye.
PS: Please people, stop playing pranks with me.
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Tagged by Ferrin. Let’s do it.
“The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer”
(1) What were you doing 5 years ago?
(2) What are 5 things on your to-do list for today?
2.) Write Integration tests for the code we have written, so that we can save ourselves from what happened yesterday in future. Solve some bugs. Write new modules.
3.) Do Lunch and Dinner. Drink Milk and Juice. Eat Apples and Bananas. (See Mom, I do remember what u say and it’s there in my mind at the beginning of the day).
4.) Call Didi. It’s been a long time since I talked to her.
5.) Cancel Ticket. Call Home and ask Mom not to expect Me and don’t invite anyone for Puja(the one they are arranging for me) till I reach there.
2. Tom-Ramen Curry
3. Bingo Mad-Angles
4. Dossssaaaaaaa
5. Fried Idly :)
(4) What are the five things you would do if you were a billionaire?
2. Eurotrip
5. Macbook ??
(5) What are five jobs you’ve had?
2. Internship – one
3. Internship – two
4. Gsoc – 1
5. Gsoc – 2
Tidu
Tinni
Jadda
Anyone else ?????
Ting ting :)
8 things
I am writing this and mini, see, you are still alive :)
So, Here goes THE 8 things ….
8 things I am passionate about…
1.) Intinno of course
2.) Maths
3.) My laptop(though I want a new one) and the web world.
4.) Coffee
5.) Synth
6.) ROR :D
and couple of other things which better be left unsaid :)
(To mini: Just now I realized you had IceCream and Rains missing here :P )
8 things I want to do before I die…
0.) Write a book on my life ( If Chetan Bhagat can write a book narrating just his experiences at IIT and Tushar Raheja can write a book just describing his trip to meet the girl of his life, I think I can write at least a couple.)
1.) Take Intinno to where it belongs ( that includes appearing on the front page of BusinessWorld + TIME + WallStreet Journal + HT + ET + TOI + …. )
2.) Teach Maths and Physics
3.) Clear CAT with 100 %tile (No, I don’t want to do MBA) , Clear CFA and then work in a financial firm for some time
4.) Do a World Tour ( That includes visiting Pakistan and Afghanistan)
5.) Work at Google for a month or couple
6.) Master my command in the English Language …
7.) Parasailing & Bungy Jumping & Skiing
8.) Give all that my parents have always aspired for or actually what I have aspired for them.
8.1) Meet Steve Jobs
8.2) Enjoy a week free from any tension and with lot of money at Vegas.
8.3) Do PhD in Physics
8 things I say often…
1.) Maraa lo (kyaaaaaaa ??? haiii ??)
2.) Load nahi hai re
3.) Peace maar .. ho jaayega
4.) Kuch bhi … Random ?
5.) Aisi ki taisi
6.) abe “Chor/*******” hai kya ?
7.) Mujhse nahi ho rahaa.. .. aaaaaaaaaaaaa
8.) Mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyy
8 books I last read ( He he .. )
In the reverse order of them being honored :)
1.) The Clicking of Cuthbert (By P.G. Wodehouse) (Still reading … )
2.) 3 Mistakes of My Life
3.) Anything for u ma’m
4.) One night at the Call Centre
5.) Google story
6.) 5 point someone
7.) Harry potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
8.) The Alchemist
ohhhhh I completed the list .. kya baat hai .. stud… :D
8 songs I could listen to over and over again…
1.) Sabse peeche hum khade ( Listening to it right now )
2.) Mera Tumhara (Socha na tha)
3.) Ek nazar mein bhi pyaar hota hai (Taxi No. 9 2 11 )
4.) Main seedhe saadhe dhang se (Socha na tha)
5.) When you say nothing at all.
6.) Take me to your heart
7.) Tum se hi
8.) Chukar mere Mann ko
8 people I think should do this tag…
1.) Tidu
2.) Tinni
8 log toh yeh blog padte bhi nahi hai..